Four-legged Friend Confidant Gifts

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm working from home today."

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Spa Dog

Dog Sees Only Food

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Dog and man on couch

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.