Quirky Canine Confidant Gifts

"Buster's always been a bit more potty-shy than most dogs."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Your love gives me strength."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Penguin Remote

Giraffe Selfie

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Personal Assistants.

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Spa Dog

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"