Four-legged Friend Confidant T-Shirts

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm working from home today."

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

Personal Assistants.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Spa Dog

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

Dog and man on couch

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."