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"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

"I'm working from home today."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'