Furry Friend Manager Gifts

'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'

'No, you may not have company. Your friends will have to wait until your time is up.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Be kind"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."