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'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'

'No, you may not have company. Your friends will have to wait until your time is up.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Be kind"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...