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'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

'Remember me?'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Rex the Dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Dog on a stair-lift.