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'I think it's time you tell Bruno about the fleas and the ticks.'

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'They sure have small litters.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Next!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

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Egg Buggy

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."