Furry Friend Caregiver Gifts

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

'Remember me?'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Rex the Dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Hamster IV