Furry Fitness Buddy T-Shirts

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

Work out buddies.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Exercising

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

Yoga

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Squash Partners.

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

Crawling Marathon.