Political Ally Gifts

"Is it too late for a pivot?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

King Trump

Fleeing Kabul

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

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Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"It's the addition for our family room."

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

Donald Trump

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Tony Blair: The Early Years. 'I'm invisitble - nobody can see me!'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Nobody has a monopoly on questionable judgment.

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Talking without Preconditions

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."