Supportive Ally Gifts

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Fleeing Kabul

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Fabulous civil union cake.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Labrador for sale

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Can we see some ID please?" "We're indigenous Americans... What tribe are you guys from?"

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

PRIDE!

"It's the addition for our family room."

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

Psyche Delia

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.