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When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Fleeing Kabul

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"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

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Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

PRIDE!

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"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

"Can we see some ID please?" "We're indigenous Americans... What tribe are you guys from?"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.