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"It's the addition for our family room."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Fleeing Kabul

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"Can we see some ID please?" "We're indigenous Americans... What tribe are you guys from?"

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

Save animals

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

Dominos

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

Dogs running in their dreams

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'