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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'We passed an anti-cat resolution at our last meeting -- anybody got any better ideas?'

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

'Lost? No: My instinct would be strong enough to lead me home, but it's much more fun here...'

"Sorry guys we're shutting it down. Animal research just isn't PC any longer."

Badger Cull Protests

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

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Former Circus Performer Out of Work Due to Acts by Animal Activists

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

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To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."