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"I'm guilty because I was born as a man! I'm guilty because I'm a potential rapist!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Shakespeare was bisexual

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

30 Days Has Movember

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Fabulous civil union cake.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Playing cards.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"