Male Ally Mugs

"I'm guilty because I was born as a man! I'm guilty because I'm a potential rapist!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

30 Days Has Movember

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Fabulous civil union cake.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Playing cards.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.