Feminism Ally Gifts

What If?

The Old Boys Club Is No More

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Shakespeare was bisexual

The Ascent of Woman

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Roe v. Wade

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Fabulous civil union cake.

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

'Where were the wise women?'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Fleeing Kabul

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Tucker Ratings Gold

Women's day 2021

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Civil Howdy Pardnership