Earth Ally Gifts

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Insect extinction

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The World Weeps

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Tree Funeral

Ecology.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Aliens and Environmentalists

Global Warming.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"We're trying to help you!"

Reuse it or lose it.

Save our Planet.

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Grass huggers.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Climate Summit

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'