Ocean Ally Gifts

"It's a mystery, son. Nobody really knows why they beach themselves."

"The activists were right! Putting whales in tanks is a bad idea!"

fish in a bottle...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'I blame global warming!'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"