Ocean Ally Pillows

"The activists were right! Putting whales in tanks is a bad idea!"

fish in a bottle...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'I blame global warming!'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Japanese Whaling

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."