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"After the putt."

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

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"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

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"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

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"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

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'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...