Intergalactic Ally Pillows

'I'm inspired by courageous handicapped people like you.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Marry me astronaut

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda