Intergalactic Ally Gifts

'I'm inspired by courageous handicapped people like you.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Marry me astronaut

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Are we there yet?"