Intergalactic Neighbor Gifts

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Marry me astronaut

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Are we there yet?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda