Intergalactic Parent Gifts

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Marry me astronaut

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Are we there yet?"

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

'Face it, Tharg, girls just don't want to be abducted any more.'

What NASA is not telling us...

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.