Intergalactic Parent T-Shirts

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take me to your mechanic."

Marry me astronaut

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Are we there yet?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

'Face it, Tharg, girls just don't want to be abducted any more.'

"Here is your new planet."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'