Cosmic Parent Gifts

"I didn't even know you were expecting"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cats at private view

Baby Hairstyles.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Constructing your own prison!

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"Jim was a model Dad".

"That's our copy cat."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

God playing with dolls.

Two cats on vacation

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Parents teacher conference.