Cosmic Parent Pillows

"I didn't even know you were expecting"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cats at private view

Baby Hairstyles.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Constructing your own prison!

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Jim was a model Dad".

"That's our copy cat."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

God playing with dolls.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Two cats on vacation

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Parents teacher conference.

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"