Cosmic Child Pillows

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Boptimism

Marry me astronaut

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut love

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

The Inner Dog.

"Are there space-babes?"

Pollution.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Eye Opener

The Moon Made from Cheese

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Mr. Science Times

Space Orchestra

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

String Theory Lab

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Cellist on Mars

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'