Cosmic Child Gifts

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Boptimism

Marry me astronaut

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut love

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

The Inner Dog.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Are there space-babes?"

Pollution.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

The Moon Made from Cheese

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Eye Opener

Mr. Science Times

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Space Orchestra

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

String Theory Lab

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

Cellist on Mars

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'