Earth Child Gifts

"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

At the Museum

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

A young Don King

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Face painting.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Pumpkin patch

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Early Piety

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.