Godchild Gifts

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The toothfairy

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

''Homework'? -- what about my social life?'

Early Piety

Even to the casual observer, it was quite clear which of the pre-schoolers had a smart phone...'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Did I throw which spitball?'