Grandkid Gifts

Dancing Grandpa

'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'

"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

"Do you want to come in and see Grandma's landline?"

"It's called a hashtag, gramps."

"Grandma is really nice but she makes a mean cookie."

Best Grandma in Richmond!

"Just because they're old and sick doesn't mean it's okay to prey on your grandparents."

"I'm sure it was a great TV 40 years ago, but adding the latest technology to it will still be a challenge."

"Why do we always start our chats with 'Once upon a time', Grandad?"

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"When I was a lad life was DANGEROUS, I remember once getting the 145 to Walthamstow WITHOUT A MASK!"

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"Jonathan, leave granddad alone. He's not feeling interactive."

"Yes, I set your phone to airplane mode, but that doesn't mean you have to get on a plane."

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn

"You kids have it made. When I was a kid, we had to make up our own ways to waste time."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"In my day, we didn't come home from school early because the computers were down."

When Grandma's on your side....

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Careful, Jimmy. . . if you make faces like that, it could freeze that way.'

'Whenever the kids see you their faces light up.'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

'Grandad, tell me about when you were a yuppie.'

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"