Godparent Gifts

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"He said his first words today - 'Live Streaming'."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Cares and woes.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Help me!

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'Gee, thanks Uncle Luigi!'

'I'm not your fairy god mother...I'm your surrogate mother. Stand up straight and tuck in your shirt!'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'You're just as guilty as I am! How come you never have to sit in the corner?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

Botany Baby!

Tattooing/Coloring In

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Children's artwork exhibition.

God and His copilot

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'