Godparent Prints

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"He said his first words today - 'Live Streaming'."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cares and woes.

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Help me!

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

God and His copilot

Children's artwork exhibition.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Tattooing/Coloring In

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Botany Baby!

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'Gee, thanks Uncle Luigi!'

'I'm not your fairy god mother...I'm your surrogate mother. Stand up straight and tuck in your shirt!'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'You're just as guilty as I am! How come you never have to sit in the corner?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'