Quirky Godparent Gifts

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Children's Parties

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"She's been so creative lately."

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Botany Baby!

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!