Quirky Godparent Gifts

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"She's been so creative lately."

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Botany Baby!

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"