Eternal Child Gifts

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

'What kind of crazy nonsense is that? It sounds like you've been listening to your inner adult again!'

Duck, duck, goose.

"What did I learn when my dad took me to work for a day? I learned I never want to grow up."

I had a very happy childhood, until last week when my mommy kicked me out.

"I had a dreadful childhood. Especially recently."

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

Rubber Ring

"Jim didn't know when to stop having fun."

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"'Eternal yout' is one thing Simkins but what we have here is 'Arrested development'!"

"Remind me again why we're in a hurry to grow up."

Second childhood obesity.

'My inner child just turned sixty five.'

Still living with parents....

'Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.'

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

'I don't care how old your wife says you act, you still can't get the child's prices.'

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish.

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

(St. Peter Pan) (He'll never grow up.) (No Sir, …. Not he.)

"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, thought as a child. But when I became a man, I did away with childish things... except for you, Dr. Cuddles."

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

This is forever... till death do us part...

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'