Earth Child T-Shirts

"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

At the Museum

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

A young Don King

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Face painting.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Pumpkin patch

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'Are we there yet?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Early Piety

Teddy bear with a red balloon.