Earth Empath T-Shirts

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The Golfing Accident

How Glaciations Begin

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

The New A*****e

Save the Planet.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

User friendly soil.

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

The world at stake...

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Caring for the planet

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

The Future is Feminist

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

"I'm afraid you have humans."

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Gluttony and Famine

A misery of mole hills

"Cough cough"

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"