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Watering a plant with tears

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Prejudice/Empathy

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Couple

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Bring your problems to work day.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

Unhappy clown.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Warring parents

A psychic mows the lawn.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

The Children's Hospital

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.