Wild Child T-Shirts

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Art Student.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

At the Museum

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Director/Action Man toy.