Wild Child T-Shirts

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

At the Museum

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."