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'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Antelopes.

Big Brother - Final Series.

'It was a once-in-a-lifetime offer!'

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'Mom loves cats of all sizes. Wait until you meet tigger.'

"Yeah, a campfire is great, but my head is still cold. . ."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

A Symphony of Penguins

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."