Collecting Wild Animals T-Shirts

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Researching the opossum article.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

A bee

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"Yeah, a campfire is great, but my head is still cold. . ."

'But they get attached to me!'