Cosmic Canine Gifts

The Inner Dog.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Train to Mars

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Lust in Space.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Sometimes astronomers look down...

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

I can give you the Moon.

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

String Theory Lab

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

The Mars Rover...

Alien reading postcard.

'I bet he thinks I'm a sap and is taking the long way around to jack up the fare.'

Space Cow with Space Flies.

'Our satellite has just sent back these startling new images of the sun.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'