Cosmic Canine Pillows

The Inner Dog.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Train to Mars

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Lust in Space.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

Sometimes astronomers look down...

String Theory Lab

I can give you the Moon.

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

The Mars Rover...

'I bet he thinks I'm a sap and is taking the long way around to jack up the fare.'

Space Cow with Space Flies.

'Our satellite has just sent back these startling new images of the sun.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'