Cosmic Canine Enthusiasts Pillows

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Quantum Psychic

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Stormy weather

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

The Inner Dog.

Bucket list for dogs.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Bone appetit!'

"Stop begging!"

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."