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Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Quantum Psychic

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Stormy weather

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

The Inner Dog.

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Bucket list for dogs.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Stop begging!"

'Bone appetit!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."