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Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Puppy Love

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'So who's smoking?'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Caber

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."