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Poot Dog - Dog is startled awake by farting.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I believe in unconditional love—except for the mailman."

'You say odd things.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Pick me!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Life is for the birds.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Quick, start the car!"